For all you GOOD apples!!!!

Women...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from

the ground that are not as good but easy. The apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right person to come along for the one who is brave

enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men. . .

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to

stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to

have dinner with.

P.S. this delicious apple was eaten after her dress up...

xoxoxo laura